to write.

I did not want to join the writing club but I guess, writing is in our blood. My all-time favorite writer is my aunt MaJoy in Florida! I have always wanted to be like her. Anyway, we were tasked to make any article. I planned not to make any but instead volunteer myself as the Managing editor again since the job requires looking for printing companies! ha ha ha!

SO I got a little inspired. The limitation of the article required was anything related to YOUR CHILDHOOD. So I wrote this...

HOW TO BE FAMOUS

by Jasmine May G. de Leon

Almost every person had that inner desire to be infinitely rich and famous (not in a notorious way)... To be in the lime light and some still have that ambition burning but worry no more! These are the secrets!

Think of a celebrity, a celebrity that’s too die for. Then think of another one. Then think some more. These people have actually three things in common. Three easy naturals things but there’s a catch. These three don’t happen on the spot. These three happen way back…To the past of each celebrity…childhood.

First, you have to have your secret friend through a stuff toy! Yes, childhood has always been filled with alphabet blocks, stuff toys and milk from who knows where it came from. But have you ever asked why stuff toys have neutral faces? It’s a way for children to project emotions on them! This is a way for the children to broaden their imagination and to differentiate with reality. This is how the fabulous and famous people can see their future. This is how they become ambitious for the future. These stuff toys go a long way even ‘til stardom! To name some: Scarlett Johanson always have her Pig stuff toy, same with Vanessa Hudgens, Nicole Richie, Blake lively and Drew Barrymore with their teddy bears!

Aside from that inanimate object, one must have to be famous is to be bullied! They say people who got bullied change to show their bullies that they are way better. I say, WRONG! People who got bullied change because they want to be EVEN! They have this underlying reason to secretly sabotage their bullies through their puppy-dog eyes and tantalizing looks filled with unknown molecules that slowly slice the veins of the heart, literally! Why would even Demi Lovato be an ambassador of bullying then end up in a rehab?! Simply because her cover was blown and became a lunatic! Yes, media and the power to cover the true reasons.

One last, the rich and famous are usually the real Barbie or Ken. Of course, because they are full of silicon. This is because THEY WERE UGLY! Yes, one has to be ugly to be famous! Where else would you waste your money? Rich and famous people have actually this hobby of covering things up aside from their illegal late night jobs. You must have flaws! Did you even know that Carmen Alexa Vega from spy kids looked like a 65 year-old grandma filled with excess carbohydrates on her cheeks? Or even Sarah Jessica Parker who looked like half poodle and half person fasting for two years? Or even Robert De Niro who looked like he got really fooled when his mother told him that he’s handsome?

Three things. Three must haves. Three ridiculous insane ambiguous hidden realities! Now that you know these and the fact that there’s no time machine, I do recommend one thing for you: BE HOPELESS! Some things are just not meant to be! Stay forever frustrated but hide that with a smile! Smile!

This is also why I stopped being rich and famous!

I was at the same time very assuming.

AGAIN, typographical and grammatical errors may exist!

'Tis all for now,

-Jas